Happy Earth Day!
before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did
we need some new and more powerful swears
this is the content yahoo paid for
come on baby play me something,
like here comes the sun
i’m going to pretend that since meenah gets cool thief outfits so does vriska ::::)
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
(pitched to different “gender”)
Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like.
do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity.
ITS SO PINK WHAT THE HEck
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.