Neko

zillyhookah:

:”)

frenchsentryturret:

when you’re with a bunch of people and someone says something really offensive, maybe sexist or racist, and you’re looking around to see if anyone else had a problem with it like

payneful-days:

im—really—weird:

jardestiel:

jake-spanish:

jake-spanish:

this-url-is-clever:

lampsarenice:

WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. VERY DISTURBING AUDIO ABOVE.

In 1967, a German scientist wanted to figure out why people had nightmares. To conduct this experiment, he took 40 people of all ages and hooked them up to monitoring machines. He then injected them all with a sleep inducing drug, along with a drug he created which made people speak whatever went through their brains- conscious or unconscious  While they slept, the scientist recorded their brain activity, and placed recording devices near each person’s mouth so that he could essentially record their dreams. 
When the volunteers awoke, only one person reported to having a nightmare. The scientist disregarded all the other volunteer’s tapes, and focused on this one person’s tape- a young boy no more than 8. 
What the scientist heard on this young boy’s tape is terrifying and essentially made the scientist leave his practice. We have the recording here.

will someone listen to this and tell me what it is im scared and to much of a wimp to listen to it

wait SOMEONE DO IT I WILL PAY YOU

*reblogs in order to listen to it during the day in a room full of people*

OH MY GOD

oH MY GOD I NEARLY WET MYSELF

SOMEONE LISTEN TO IT FOR ME PLEASE, I’LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND?!

(Source: odair)

deathofadeity:

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

Half of tumblr finally gets laid

(Source: tom-bass)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(Source: stenchblossom)

westbor0baptistchurch:

“No drinks in my classroom!”

dementedjoker:

Sometimes Im like

but other times Im like

hobbit24601:

mydarlingangelgabriel:

isolemnly-swearimuptonogood:

I just lost everything…I’m crying from how perfect this is.

I feel like I’m gonna puke I have been laughing at this for a while now omfg

(Source: frecklesorbowlegs)

binart:

john still uses his dad’s PDA sometimes because he has trouble coping with his death and finds a little comfort hanging onto his old things

(Source: kahluakat)

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

muchadoaboutmusicals:

The Original Broadway Cast of Disney’s The Lion King

Mufasa :: Sarabi :: Young Nala and Simba :: Simba :: Nala:: Rafiki :: Pumba and Timon :: Zazu :: Scar :: The Hyenas (Ed, Shenzi, and Banzai)

paveffer:

stars and golden nectar

wh-where did that davesprite feels attack come from ;-;